I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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