fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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