watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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