I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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