I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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