I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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