Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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