Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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