I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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