at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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