There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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