Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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