Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I wear drunk well.
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