Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Holy sore nipples Batman
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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