I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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