You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Randomize
