I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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