But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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