dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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