Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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