Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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