I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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