Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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