i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Drake has all the answers
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
