No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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