Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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