I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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