I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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