he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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