it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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