he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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