you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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