just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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