it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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