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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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