that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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