Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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