its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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