BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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