Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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