His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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