So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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