And the cops told us we were all naked.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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