Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
