Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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