it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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