i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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