My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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