Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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