I wanna passion pit in your ass
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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